Triabeetus
tri-uh-beet-us major form of diabeetus. hope cannot be considered. the beetus that has gone beyond dia. (anything over dia) continues in numeric order according to body m-ss index. continuation…. quadribeetus, muhmuhmuhmonster beetus, and infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ultra! ultra! ultra! ultra! commonly followed by the gout foot.
coffee: (not as in the drink) “now boys, you can have diabeetus, but triabeetus?! got-dayum! fat tax is comming soon…”man, f-ck da police!”
call liberty!!
“yeah, tested my beetus today, my onetouch reads about 150.” “yeah, i got this summ b-tch on cruise around 450.”
my g-d johnson, this beetus is off the charts! hees gonna go into a f-ckin triabetic coma.
beeting it up with zingers. “imma beet it up”
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