Triangle Grand Master
this is the t-tle given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the b-mblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. which must be tuned to b flat.
there can only be one grand master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.
the current grand master is max maloney, the previous one was chuck norris
person: “wow, look at that triangle player he’s amazing!”
triangle grand master: “that’s because i am the grand master, now bow down mortals!”
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