tridrunkalon
a tridrunkalon is a compet-tive athletic event most often comprised of drinking a cheap beer, riding a bicycle offroad, and running. it is often considered the more sophisticated and difficult version of a triathlon.
dan’s mom doesn’t think he will ever win another tridrunkalon.
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