tripthong
getting up in the morning, but tripping on your dirty underwear before leaving the room.
i had a nasty tripthong this morning.
what you pack when you go to the beach on vacation.
hey dude, nice tripthong! hope you aren’t catchin’ any dipthong.
can be used for either male or female.
see dipthong.
falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong
i suffered from ‘tripthong’ after my awesome date with mary
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