trojam

1. when one experiences problem with putting on a trojan (or condom), and jams their fingers either side of the p-n-s.

2. like ‘toejam’, but from the wearing off of the lubricant through oral pleasure and ending up on your partner’s lips.

3. c-mming in a trojan condom.
of definition 1:

“honey, my fingers are stuck! this thing’s too small!”
“that’s because you forgot to roll it, now hurry the h-ll up”

of definition 2:

“i’m not kissing you, you’ve got trojam around your lips”
a bad-ss author that thinks outside of the box and figured out how to shut stuttering trolls down.
devon: dude, did you see kendall trojam kick those two stuttering trolls square in the nuts and pull the plug?
josh: how’d kendall do that?
devon: it’s a secret.
the mysterious off-white substance found in the bottom of a condom after -rg-sm is achieved.
dude a: “billy’s mom is the best, she sucked the trojam out of my rubber last night!”

dude b: “what’s her number?”

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