Tris-Blig
a tris-blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner -n-s’ blood. known in slang as a “cherry raisin”, a tris can be devistating to any sufferer of bligovtrophy.
first noted by sir christopher jenkins j. bligh esq. in the english city of morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bl–dy human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. sir c. bligh was rumoured to …. and i quote “oh winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil’s period. oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny”
videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
a tris-blig is not to be mistaken with a bris-tlig!
benedict – oh poppyc-ck alfred, i seem to have acquired a small case of tris-blig!
alfred – sir, i……, what on earth have you been doing?…. there is blood everywhere!!! its down the back of your long-johns!!! and the smell is unphathomable!!! joseph, mary and jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? its even on the hall curtains!!!
benedict – i do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
alfred – ……
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