Triscuit Butt
triscuit b-tt occurs when a woman punished with the condition of cellulite or cottage cheese thighs has an appearance of ripples and dents on her -ss resembling the basket weave of a triscuit cracker.
“…no, dude, i am not tipping that stripper. she must have gotten this job before she developed triscuit b-tt. at this point she could quit and go work for nabisco!”
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