a hilarious girl, beautiful, and kind. she always says what’s on her mind, good or bad. she’s the most loyal best friend a person can have. she has the best taste in music and is just downright amazing. everyone comes to her for advise and she gives the best. anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her.
i need advise!” “go ask tristyn”
a beautiful, intelligent and wise girl. she’s the type of girl you would always want in your life,
although very quite at times, she has her loud side. she is known for having a lot of self respect and dignity; something most girls in this day and age don’t have. although perceived as a boring person, she is absolutely one of the most interesting person to talk to once you get to know her.
girl: who’s that girl over there?

guy: only the most amazing person ever; tristyn
a name for super cool nieces and daughters. the name implies a penchant for heavy metal music. black label society would be at the top of the list for outfits to wear. it is also misspelled on microsoft word to help promote confusion about the origin of the name. in the dark ages, tristyn would have been born in the land of tristania to a mother named tania. to pull a ‘tristyn’ in modern times would be to let out a horrific scream followed by incessant yelling and a defensive mechanism of ungodly stink to ward off any evil doers and nay sayers.
1.) hey…. look at that couples baby over there… it’s turning into a real tristyn!

2.) what is that horrible sound?!? someone must be going tristyn over there!

3.) tristyn is the amb-ssador to all heavy metal music and fanclubs.

4.) hey buddy… my dog just got skunked the other day… oh yeah?? i just got tristyned yesterday and i still reek.
hooker, nasty sk-nk, someone that gave you an std that you can’t get rid of. good for a one night stand but wear protection.
that girl is one nast saint george tristyn!

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