triyodewing
1) – the act of masturbating using a dorito and mountain dew filled sock
2) – masturbating to doritos commercials while drinking mountain dew and vise versa
i was going to go see a girl i liked but she turned me down, so i decided to stay at home triyodewing instead. it was the more lit option.
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