trojan helmet
the act of a man laying his t-st-cl-s in ones eye sockets and laying his d-ck down the middle of the persons nose to their lips thus resmbling a trojan helmet
“while mary was sleeping i took out mt d-ck and laid it on her head to make a trojan helmet.”
a variation of the “roman helmet”. the act of a man laying his t-st-cl-s in someone else’s eye sockets and laying his d-ck down the middle of the persons nose to their lips making it look like a roman helmet. the man wears a condom thus making it a “trojan helmet”
i want to be “protected” so i think i’ll do the “trojan helmet” on billy instead of the regular “roman helmet”.
a man places their nuts on a girl’s eyes so the p-n-s hangs down on top of their nose, emulating a trojan helmet
your d-ck on her face-a trojan helmet
placing one p-n-s and b-lls on someones forhead, draping the p-n-s between the eyes to give the appearance of a trojan helmet.
“i’m so going to tea bag him.”
“do him one up and give him a trojan helmet.”
the position a male gets into when he lays his t-st-cl-s in a sleeping female’s eyesockets and places his p-n-s between the female’s upper lip and the tip of her nose. when the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral s-x to the male.
“i gave liv a trojan helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn’t wake up.”
“don’t you ever give me a trojan helmet again!”
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