Trojan pants


tro-j&n ‘pantz
noun plural

1a : any of the tight-fitting women’s pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer’s posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has “a nice -ss”

2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a “peach bottom”
dude, remember that girl with the nice -ss from the restaurant? well it turned out those were trojan pants. i got ambushed by the real -ss last night. egad!

Read Also:

  • MerWhore

    a derisive term for young women who ascribe to a generic aesthetic defined primarily by bleached-blonde highlights, tube tops, short shorts, wedge heels, and an idiotic facial expression. the term developed as a way of describing a character on the now-defunct soap opera p-ssions, who was a boyfriend-stealing mermaid who had taken on fully human […]

  • Camdenopoly

    to control 3 or more street corners in a 10 block radius with the intent of enganging in illegal and antisocial activities, like selling narcotics or prost-tution. i heard earnest is serving 40 years in prison for running a camdenopoly. the feds threw the book at him.

  • Trollection

    the state in which trolls are activated. once a troll has a trollection, the only way to get rid of it is after beating him in a total war lasting minimally the whole day, or by ignoring him, which can be harder in a big community. a trollection is the alternative for trolls. as they […]

  • camelCase

    this is a way of writing variable names and function names in a programming language. programming languages do not allow sp-ces in variable or function names, but using camelcase these words are still readable and it is marked improvement on _ notation function myfunctionname() var myvariablename; var camelcase = true; cl-ss cmycl-ssname the annoying act […]

  • Cam Newton

    to steal one’s laptop and subsequently toss it out a window. if you don’t shut up, i’m going to cam newton your laptop! adj. perfect, superb, lacking flaw im smoking some camnewton weed her -ss is camnewton selling full boat and rap on a ticket. i heard kyle, you know that guy that wears his […]


Disclaimer: Trojan pants definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.