Trojan War Hammer


the act of placing ones erect phalice over the forehead of ones partner, extending from the top of the forehead past the tip of the nose (hopefully). thus mimicking the old helmuts used by trojans warriors.
a trojan war hammer, if done correctly, can result in a simultaneous teabagging.

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