Trolls Never Die
a corollary of murphy’s law that suggests that terrible people cannot succeed in destroying themselves however hard they try. evidenced by the inevitable survival of the drunk driver who wipes out an entire family on their way home from sunday morning services. it is the inverse of nice people getting cancer.
a family riding in a mini-van was struck head-on allegedly by an illegal alien, who was found to have a blood-alcohol content of more than two and a half times the legal limit, police doc-ments show. the three occupants of the mini-van were pr-nounced dead on the scene by paramedics. mr. horhay beaner only suffered minor bruises and abrasions and was treated at a near by hospital. yet another example of how “trolls never die.”
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