Troon
a woman that looks like she used to be a man, and had a s-x change, but in reality is just f-ck ugly.
dave: you see that girl over there?
jake: yeah, she looks like a right troon.
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a girl that looks like she used to be a man. not an actual transvest-te, a real girl that looks like a transvest-te. they are about 6 foot tall, wear loads of make up and false eyelashes. they act mannish and drink pints.
can’t believe you pulled that troon last night
a woman, that resembles a man.
when “royal” is placed before the word (royal troon)
this woman is probably the most ugly manly being roaming the earth’s surface.
eric: “dude have you seen the girl brad slept with on sat-rday?”
zaq: “yeah dude! shes such a troon. he must have had one too many!”
1. a person of unparalleled annoyance.
2. a life-ruiner.
3. a person that displays little or no backbone.
4. douche
that troon just single-handedly ruined my entire life!
troon: to be in a state of, or experiencing the mental and emotional sensation, of extreme boredom combined with a profound sense of restlessness.
1. to be feeling very troon.
2. to be in a state of troon.
3. to be trooned.
yo, yesterday i was so absolutely trooned at work. it was brutal.
person 1: hey, hows it going?
person 2: i am feeling super troon right now. gah, can’t even focus.
a town on the firth of clyde (scotland) personfied by golf, neds and coffin dodgers (just for a change). unfortunately the jewel on the crown of ayrshire, it all gets worse the further you travel from it.
where are you from?
troon.
where?
a bird with sh-ll wings
there was a clatter of wings as the troons took off in the evening light.
great adj. the best time you ever had.
we had the troonest day when we scored 4 drinks with 2 bucks we found at murbah golf course. yyeeaaahhhh!!!
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