Trophy Friend
that one extremely attractive friend of the opposite gender that you like to hang out with. a relationship would never work between you two but you like to keep them around to show off to your other friends.
robin: d-mn, did you see all those hot girls that eli was with?
bryan: yeah, he’s not getting any though. they’re just trophy friends.
a celebrity or random hot girl/guy that you have on your facebook friends list as proof that they acknowledge your existence.
“dude, do you really know angelina jolie?”
“no, it’s just a trophy friend.”
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