Trophy Shit
the sh-t you have just taken looks like an extra long smoked sausage and you’re so proud at how long it is and that it isn’t broken, that you run and grab a friend to show/tell or even grab the camera.
holy sh-t!!! it’s a trophy sh-t!!
a sh-t purposely left in the toilet for later wannabe sh-tters to see and smell.
wife: “well, now that that’s taken care of, can we get some gas and food?”
husband: “no, i didn’t use this john because some -sshole left a trophy sh-t with a big tp plug under it in the toilet. and there’s p-ss all over the seat. and there’s no toilet paper! now, i know it’s not their fault this happened, but, if they’re not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give them our gas and food money.”
wife: “okay, let’s go!”
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