Trophy Walk
1. when an individual carries out what may normally be called the “walk of shame”, but is actually accompanied by an individual with whom they “hooked-up”. the escort is no longer augmenting shame, but is in fact a “trophy” or prize; as if one is walking the winner’s circle.
2. being walked back to your place with last night’s (usually random) hook-up. that person is the “trophy”.
“how was the walk of shame for you this morning?”
“it wasn’t. he walked me back to my place!”
“ohhh, so you trophy walked”
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