Tumblr thumb
the act of scrolling incessantly through your tumblr pics, usually p-rn, which produces tumblr thumb: a soreness that comes from long term scrolling on your ipad.
hey, dujuan, i’m rolling through the tumblr feed of all the new p-rn pics on tumblr. dude, i’ve got tumblr thumb!
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