trouble pussy
when the p-ssy so good, that when you stick it in you just go “oh f-ck.” don’t even try making it last cause you only gonna get four pumps in it.
“i went to that party last night. i found out linda has trouble p-ssy. i lasted a whole 30 seconds it was so bomb.”
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