Trouder
a trouder is the large and foul smelling t-rd that a tradesman leaves unflushed in your toilet on a day when he’s done no work at your property but needs to leave evidence of having been there so that he can charge you a day’s wage.
a a homeowner it’s a double-downer. you’re left battling the monster, peg-on-nose, whilst knowing you’re going to have to cough up a days wages.
as a tradesman it’s a double-whammy. you have a nice long sh-t, read the paper on the bog, maybe even have a crafty j arthur rank over page 3….and you know you’ll get paid for it.
i got home from work, i couldn’t see any evidence of any work done to the porch, i -ssumed dave the bricky hadn’t been round…but as soon as i got in i was h-t by the stench….i gravely shuffled towards the toilet fearing the worst. i opened the door, and sure enough…he’d left a trouder. the smell was beyond compare, i can’t imagine what bricklayers eat…sh-t by the smell of it…and it cost me a hundred quid for his day’s work.
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