Trouser Spider


a skid mark in your pants. usually common on those who wear no underwear. a greasy fart that squirts into the pants.
after a greasy fart, otto rushed to the bathroom, pulled down his pants, and to his surprise had fouled himself. the distinct markings of a trouser spider could be seen in the seat of his britches.

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