Trout Buffer


another word for a v-g-n-. if the p-n-s is a trout the v-g-n- is the buffer.

when the p-n-s(trout) moves in and out of the v-g-n-(buffer) it gets buffed. hence a trout buffer

also a derogatory term to call someone.
jer: dude that girl was awesome in bed.

john: what was her best move?

jer: she had an incredible trout buffer- she rode me on top like she owned it.

john: word.
a term used to refer to a person’s mouth. typically used in circ-mstances such as “shut your wh-r- mouth” or “shut your pudding hole” whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. derived from the pseudonym for a p-n-s (popularized by the phrase ‘drop trout’) combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral s-x.
kelly: why won’t you come to my parents for dinner with me?
tim: i think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship….
kelly: come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn … timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
tim: dammit kelly! shut your trout buffer!

Read Also:

  • Trump Tight

    in certain card games the highest ranking suit is called trump (e.g. spades). when a person has nothing but trump cards in his hand it is referred to as being ‘trump tight’. “cause snoop dog is trump tight like the virgin-surgeon” — snoop dogg (tha shiznit ??)

  • trusophonic

    gangsta form of “true” you bang that girl yet? -trusophonic

  • tsnf

    that’s so not fair! in im speak after im-addicted louise ran over her phone bill because of txting, her screamed “tsnf!” to her mother as she took away her phone.

  • tuckerbag

    an austrailian type of knapsack, that one might use to carry a large amount of survival gear for a long journey. a place for storing stolen livestock, as immortalized in the song “waltzing matilda”. “i’ve got a 2-week supply of beer in my tuckerbag, mate.” “where’s that jolly jumbuck, that you’ve got in your tuckerbag?!” […]

  • Tuckernuck

    online boutique of cl-ssy, all american style. northeastern based, with elegant pieces designed for boating in nantucket, golfing at the country club, brunch with friends or simply lounging with family. also see: tuckernucking “your new bow tie looks fabulous, dear, where did you get it?” “thank you! it’s courtesy of tuckernuck, of course!”


Disclaimer: Trout Buffer definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.