Troutzilla
like g-dzilla, but in trout form. likes to prey on younger men, who have abnormal amounts of body hair. also likes ladies that look alot like them.
(man 1) “so, dude, have you heard about the legend of troutzilla?”
(man 2) “yeah – i have s-xual fantasies over it. observe my bush!”
-troutzilla walks onto street, picks man 2 up, and licks him.-
(man 1) “looks like that fantasy is reality.” -winks-
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