trowser snake
a visible (and quite lengthy) bulge in the trousers, commonly found in aroused men.
did you see d-ck over in that chair? he’s got quite a trowser snake going about him.
known to be the worlds most dangerous snake. colors vary from pink to black. it’s fangless, average lenth is 5-6 inches, although some are rumored to reach 8 or more inches (depending on the honesty of the owner)
it usually appears in bedrooms and attacks women in the mouth, lower abdominal area and sometimes the b-tt.
it’s highly venomous spit can cause swelling that lasts 9 months. infection can occur if proper protection is not worn while handling.
some mutant species have also been known to attack men from behind.
“is she pregnant?” ” no a trowser snake bit her…”
a word often used by h-m-s to describe a mans shlong.
hey ellton why dont u go battle that queers trowser snake.
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