Troylet

n. any non-collegiate resident (usu. of high-school age) of troy, ny
{charaterized by their inherent propensity towards vandalism, skateboarding, hoodlumitude, and their complete and overall uselessness}

related words:
troy
troylets
toilets
troylet-hoes
troyletbashing

antonyms:
trojan
-one of those d-mn troylets ripped off my bike!
-you’re ugly enough to be a troylet.
-they installed the security gates to keep the troylets out.
-look, on the crosswalk, its a troylet! ten points!
a young, worthless resident of troy, new york, who is destined to grow up to be a ward of the state, just like their mother and several possible fathers. typically a “student” at troy high who spends more time stealing hubcaps on the rpi campus and failing to land skateboard tricks at the union than he does either in cl-ss or at home. often tries to communicate with p-ssing innocents, without much success.
“dammit, the troylets keyed my car again. don’t they have lives?!”

troylet: “hey dude, you go here, right, you got any squares?”
normal person: (keeps walking)
someone who was born and raised in troy, ny. they are commonly found beating up, throwing eggs at, or harr-ssing the dorks that are found at rensselaer polytechnic inst-tute, who then return to their dorm rooms to clean themselves off and write about their awful experiences on definithing.com. they then proceed to cry themselves to sleep hoping the troylets won’t strike at them again within the coming weeks.
troylets enjoy:
-drinkin’ 40’s of cheap malt liquor then throwing the empty bottles at the heads of unsuspecting rpi pep band players with their heads already lowered on account of their most recent hockey loss to another unranked opponent.
-dowsing the new business suits of rpi students with sour milk as they walk innocently to their job interviews.
a barbarian tribe native to troy, new york. they possess a unique language and a distinct culture known as hooliganism. troylets are generally satisfied with their lives and have no interest in leaving their ancestral homeland. or getting jobs. or treating women with civility.

troylets often partic-p-te in barbarian raids on rensselaer polytechnic inst-tute, a rich, fortified settlement deep within their territory. these raids are typically repelled by the campus militia, known as public safety. on occasion, the troylet raiding parties make it as far as “the union,” one of rpi’s most potent defenses, where they are lured into attempting skateboard tricks and subsequently knocking their teeth out and otherwise injuring themselves.
“attention! a large troylet raiding party has been sighted approaching campus from the south. all military personnel are ordered to report to the armory at once. this is not a drill. i repeat, this is not a drill.” – rpi campus alert system
n. a non-collegiate resident of troy, ny displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. often the product of inbreeding. parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. make country folk from appalachia seem urbane by comparison.
“i just ran over another troylet. oh well.”
“that troylet just peed on my car.”
“she is a high cl-ss troylet.” (referring to a teenage prost-tute working out of the super 8 motel.)
“i think i just found the missing link. sorry, it was just a troylet.”
“recent amoeba research may shed some light on troylet behavior.”
“now that is a troylet’s feast.” (referring to a full dumpster.)
“troy wouldn’t be nearly as bad were it not for the troylets.”
“can you believe that great grandmother is only 41 years old? she must be a troylet.”
n. a non-collegiate resident of troy, ny displaying a complete lack of intelligence or social graces. often the product of inbreeding. parents may be sister and brother, sister and father, brother and mother, aunt and grandfather, etc. is often identified by one or more of the following characteristics: obesity, blank facial expression, missing teeth, drooling, and extreme stench. often a forth or fifth generation welfare recipient. recreational activities include vandalism and other petty crimes. make country folk from appalachia seem urbane by comparison.
“i just ran over another troylet. oh well.”
“that troylet just peed on my car.”
“she is a high cl-ss troylet.” (referring to a teenage prost-tute working out of the super 8 motel.)
“i think i just found the missing link. sorry, it was just a troylet.”
“recent amoeba research may shed some light on troylet behavior.”
“now that is a troylet’s feast.” (referring to a full dumpster.)
“troy wouldn’t be nearly as bad were it not for the troylets.”
“she looks 90 years old and she is a great grandmother, but that troylet is only 41 years old.”
a name playing on the word toilet, used to mock people named troy
hey i am sitting on the troylet.
who p–ped in the troylet?
stop whining troylet!