truck

a vehicle of a redneck, which he drives to a date with his girlfriend instead of carring gr-ss for cows.
my truck is dodge, my neck is red.
to run over on a football field
ol boy got trucked yesterday on the field
another four-wheeled vehicle with a flat bed in the back used for storage of equipment, groceries, small recreational vehicles, tools, or extra people. the pickup truck (as previously described) is the most popular automobile among men.
trucks are awesome, ya know?
a large vechile presumably with a bed for hauling, moving, towing, or even storing what needs be.

the absolute worst thing a person could do to a truck would include the following (these are all sins of god, and you will be punished accordingly):
-lowering it ’til it’s an inch or less from the ground
-adding neon lights
-adding a f-ckin ricer exhaust system… which most of time would just include tips or some other r-t-rded peice of chrome
-puttin a f-ckin spoiler on it
-adding giant -ss rims to it, then stretching these tiny -ss treads over’em that look like they’ll pop any second

a real f-ckin truck would include the following:
-a “body-on-frame”
-a real f-ckin engine, varies from size of the truck (ex. an s10 with a small block, a brand new giant ram 2500 with a c-mmins diesel)
-four wheel drive… because some of us have the b-lls to get off the blacktop, just for fun or required for certain jobs, which most of you bmw pr-cks would be afraid of, don’t wanna raw up them soft hands
-bedliner

optional:
-a nice leveling kit and/or lift kit
-some differential lockers with some beefy axles
-winch
-good ol’ 15″/16″/17″ wrapped with some treads depending on what terrian you work/play in (crawlers, boggers, lt’s, swampers, at’s, 32″-40″, etc.)
-sway bars, roll bars
-engine upgrades

trucks are great vehicles. they are designed to do things cars can’t, and most of them are built solid like a rock. last long. work hard and play hard. besides the mpg… why wouldn’t you want a truck?
“holy f-ck did you that gay -ss low rider?!?”

“yeah.. what the f-ck is wrong with that guy… go buy a ricer!”

“that pour little ‘yota will never get used properly.”

“it’s like watching a r-t-rded kid try to cut down an oak tree with a fork.”

“…no it’s like watchin a r-t-rded kid turn a truck into a peice of sh-t.”
the metal part underneath a skateboard that holds the wheels in place (kind of like an axle on a car). used for grinding (riding on rails or waxed services).
you should get new trucks because yours are cracked.
they are the device that attaches the wheels to the skateboard.
when he grinds, his trucks throw sparks!
when a person does something that you didn’t expect or you are so amazed at what happend your speechless.
jimmy: did you see that guy todd?
todd: yeah, he’s a truck!

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