truck face
a guy or girl who looks as if they have been hit by a truck. so god-foresakingly ugly that it’s blinding and it hurts to look at them.
a friend of mine told me that she thinks that foot looks as if she was h-t by a truck! lmf–! what a truck face!
3 more definitions
verb: to consume quickly. drinking or eating something at a rapid pace. to pound. often used in conjunction with ‘bronson’
friend 1: “f-ck work, lets go truck face some bronsons”
friend 2: “no doubt”
a girl/guy who has such an ugly face that it looks like it was run over by a truck. see tripple bagger, and glow-in-the-dark face.
didn’t anyone tell her not to sleep on the highway!
adj. the look of having had your face run over by a truck. used with people who have serious facial bruising and swelling.
riley: yeah i got my nose broken this weekend.
katie: yeah looks like someone has a case of truck face.
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