Trumpet Polisher
a slang term used to describe a male who frequently m-st-rb-t-s.
1. son, your mother and i know that you were polishing your trumpet last night.
2. look! here comes the trumpet polisher!
3. jonathon has a really shiney trumpet
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- turning a frown upside down
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