truck love
the sense of arousal generated by a person towards a truck or diesel engine because of the adrenaline rush they cause.
a person preferring a nice truck over miss universe.
a person having a feeling of intense anger over someone hating on his truck love.
a person loving the sound of diesel engines to the point where they might explode in their pants.
a person getting unnaturally excited over motors and their fluids.
“dude, that mike kid is in some serious truck love, he needs to find a girl.”
“we caught carl f-cking his tailpipe of his f350 in the parking lot. carrrrrllll you’re in truck love.”
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