trucker handshake


the act of when dale holgate decides that he is going to rape a little boy, but since dale is impotent, he cant get it up and decides to pee into the boys -sshole simulating -j-c-l-t–n.

also, all truckers are gay.
1337mas: “ms. stroy, have you ever shaken hands with a trucker,? ya know, its like a formal greeting of sorts..”
stroy: “well yes i have shaken hands with a trucker.”

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