trucker muffin
the girlfriend of a close friend whose facial features and body type are an abomination to the female species. usually with something known as a ‘m-ffin top,’ or too much hanging over pants that are far too tight. ew.
also, said ‘trucker m-ffin’ will refuse to stop truckin’ while begging for s-xual activity or attention of some kind.
d-mn, trucker m-ffin’s got jt on a leash and it ain’t pretty.
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