trucker’s sneeze


the act of unclogging one’s nostril by plugging the opposite nostril and blowing with reckless abandon, so as to expel a large amount of snot or other matter with little concern for where it lands.
i didn’t have a tissue so i decided a trucker’s sneeze was in order. i’m breathing a lot better now, but i definitely got a dirty look from the old lady that was feeding the ducks.

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