Trucker’s Spa
one of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a m-ssage “spa” but has a big sign saying “truckers welcome!” and is actually a low rent wh-r-house. they may have names like jade of india or oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a “m-sseuse” pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. you would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.
“what is a cl-ssy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?” pal, that isn’t an actual spa, it’s just a trucker’s spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks”
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