trucktel
a trucktel is where you spend the night after drinking too much at a bar. unlike a hotel, the trucktel is free because it is your truck. and if you get lucky, you can also use it for a quickie with someone you met at the bar
bartender: “hey. where’d carl go?”
customer: “he was way too drunk to drive, so he’s spending the night in his trucktel.”
bartender: “good. that’ll keep him from getting an dui.”
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