true happiness


only experienced once in your life and will be remembered. the only way you can find true happiness is to believe its their; it just take time to find it. sometimes its worth the wait.
“do you see that girl over their in the corner? she’s gleaming with true happiness.”
a beer in one hand, a video game controller in the other,and a girl sucking your d-ck while you sit on a couch made of solid gold. mostly the girl sucking your d-ck makes it awesome.
alas, i will never attain true happiness. sigh

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