true uber rip
1.) a terrible and terrifically ironically situation that poses absolutely no good outcome or benefit
2.) when a girl has a crush on you and u have one on her but you don’t say anything bc you each don’t think the other likes you, so she goes and dates your friend and then they break up and she goes to college, you find out you liked each other and then she goes and becomes a lesbian, dating a girl and a bunch of guys along the way so she practically has dated everyone but you, the one person who probs would treat her right
1: man did you hear about what happened to him?
2: yeah man, that whole situation is a true uber rip.
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