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• Theatrical Depression

  the overwhelming sadness that you get after the play/musical you were in closes. it is very hard to treat, as it is unlikely you will ever do that play/musical again. jim: hey, what have you been doing since the show ended? joe: not much, i’ve been dealing with a pretty bad case of theatrical depression. […]

• the banduschbag

  when ur f-cking a girl and right before you c-m you pull ur d-ck out and stick your nuts in her p-ssy and c-m in her belly b-tton dude do the banduschbag her and filled her belly b-tton

• The Banner

  kick-ss hardcore/horror punk band from jersey with some sh-t-faced b-st-rd as the singer(and only original member), and a whole bunch of sh-tty scenesters at their shows. still a good band, though. too many breakdowns, though. yo, i just kicked some sceneter’s -ss while he was doing his f-ckin’ karate kicks during a breakdown at the […]

• the blues traveler

  find a girl with a nice meaty v-g-n-. when eating her out, turn your head sideways. blow, suck, and slide up and down the v-g-n- like a harmonica. named so because of blue’s traveler’s use of the instrument. i was going down on her played the blues traveler to liven things up.

• the Captain Ahab

  when one licks the stump of an amputee. see also harpooning the white whale. he took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the captain ahab!

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