trump acceptance resistance disorder
signs and symptoms:
characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that donald trump is going to make america great again. individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases psychotic episodes have been observed. trump acceptance resistance disorder is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election.
symptoms:
telling others they are moving to canada
fixated on fantasies about the electoral college
protesting an election no credible source contests the outcome of
exclamations that “someone” should do “something”
sudden weight gain
acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
causes and mechanisms:
trump acceptance resistance disorder was directly caused by the election of donald trump as president of the united states of america.
environmental and behavioral factors:
membership in the democratic party
identifying as a feminist
currently enrolled in college, and/or
possession of a liberal arts college degree
cuckoldry
living in a densely populated metropolitan area
m-ssive student debt
spotty or non-existent work history
hipsterism
treatment:
the only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. the patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a make america great again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it.
mike: “my cousin-in-law wanted to limit my 1st amendment when i started explaining why i voted for trump. i think she has trump acceptance resistance disorder.”
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