trump fingers
/trəmp ‘fingɡər/
noun.
an unfortunate hereditary condition in which one’s fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like vienna sausages.
donald tried to type “unprecedented” in his tweet, but his trump fingers fat fingered it so that he typed “unpredisdented”.
someone who sees themself as a twitter expert, impulsively tweets and retweets incessantly, and has tiny, baby-like fingers which aid in typing hate-fueled egomaniacal twitter garbage. see: “twitter fingers”
kyle: thank god obama doesn’t have trump fingers. i mean, how would he grip a basketball, or like, eat with adult silverware?
becket: yeah, although its too bad obama doesn’t have trump fingers i was hoping he would get us into a war with russia or just do something bat-sh-t crazy 😥
kyle: don’t worry, with trump as president, you can count on at least one of those things happening! 😃
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