trump golf
the art of lying about anything on the golf course
trump: i had a hole-in-one today
ivanka: you didn’t play golf today daddy
trump: i had 3 hole-in-ones today and one was on a par 6 and it skipped through the water before it hit a democrat in the head going through his brain and went in the hole
ivanka: so you played trump golf again!
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