the act of grabbing a girl by the v-g-n-
“she was so hot when she lifted her skirt i couldn’t help but do trumpalingus”
trumpalingus pr-nounced: (trum paylin gus). grabbing a woman by her money maker, v-g-n-, groin, crotch, p-ssy
she was an attractive women and i can’t help myself. i crunched down on my tic tacs, and my hand drove home my powerful america saving message with my trumpalingus thrust.
- kooter cheese
it refers a nasty fungus under a woman’s v-g-n-. ew, that girl has kooter cheese.
- friendship nut
when a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically -rg-sm. “alex is so sweet. she gave me a hug and i friendship nutted.”
- grapist rapist
a small white male who rapes grapes luke was a grapist rapist
- jeff lang
another way of saying ‘go ahead’ or ‘it’s fine’ person1 : can i drink this one? person2: jeff lang person1: are you going with us? person2: jeff lang
cazzel is an amazing guy who is really funny, flirty, cool, and just an all round amazing guy. make sure that if you have one, keep him close and never let him go. he is very loyal, and will always make you laugh. i can’t believe i let cazzel go, i miss him, he is […]