trumpaloon


the opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a “noodle d-ck” or a “cheed.” more simply: a long skinny p-n-s.
my friend sam has an 8 inch d-ck, but its girth is that of a crayon, sam has a trumpaloon.

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