trumperbate
the act of delusionally self-rewarding oneself for the occurrance of a terrible event by publicly masturbating while simultaneously spamming twitter.
verb: donald trump unpresidentially trumperbated all over himself and the twitter world when he “appreciated” the congratulations for the m-ssacre in orlando.
noun: hey, did you see trump’s big trumperbate last night? he must have bust all over his small hands.
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