trumpet blasting

when you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. in your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
as i slowly awoke and realized meghan was still sound asleep i was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting i would be able to do in the living room.

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