trumpet fart
a long fart which starts off low pitched and ends high pitched by squeezing together the b-tt cheeks
me: (trumpet fart)
fogel: ahh man, that trumpet fart woke me up this morning
me: aha yes, i’ve been practicing by clenching b-tt cheeks when i walk
fogel: good idea!
a high pitched straight line fart, usually short and sweet. makes you feel proud like a king entering a room with trumpeters announcing arrival. can come naturally or be fabricated by squeezing the cheeks and applying greater than average pressure during release. the zippy sound is more gratifying than the release. tends to change pitch nearing the end of the event. one of those perfect farts that just simply makes you happy.
alone at home: look left, look right, then squeeze out a trumpet fart and smile at your natural musical instrument.
try it in a hallway or garage to produce multiple effects.
try it against different objects or at other living things to produce multiple effects.
with friends: always unexpectedly trumpet fart.
“wow what a nice surprise thanks for that trumpet fart bro”
“dude… …nice trumpet fart” “thanks man”
“wow, was that a professional trumpet player lightening up our day in a random event?” “no i just trumpet farted” “oh nice, thanks that was very uplifting”
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