trumpet player
a trumpet player is someone who:
a) plays the trumpet. obviously.
b) kisses amazingly. trumpet players not only have the strongest lips in the entire marching band, it makes them great kissers.
– “oh i heard you hooked up with timmy on friday…is he any good at kissing?”
– ” of course he is! he plays the trumpet. you do know what they say about trumpet players don’t you?”
– ” of course, they’re the best kissers.”
(noun)
1) in marching band, the best section there ever was. the lead part. without this section, there is nothing. if you are a trumpet player, you are the best
2) most are c-cky, love to show off, and are up the band directors -ss and get what they want.
obviously, the trumpet player is the backbone of any band.
egotistical but no one cares
cant usually play but can bs it better than anyone in band
thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking
can do just about anything
higher fasater louder screamed henderson at out wicked sweet trumpet player
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