trumpets

annoying donald trump supporters
person 1: did you here about the trump rally?

person 2: yeah, so many loud annoying idiots.

person 1: yeah, the trumpets.
an instrument created to appease the gods; a music device that takes a month to learn and a lifetime to master.
the solemn tone of the trumpet caused even the most apathetic audience member to shed a tear.
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a br-ss instrument with three valves and a conical bore. it plays in treble clef and has a range of roughly two and a half octaves, from f# below the staff to c above the staff. the trumpet is widely used in many musical scenarios, and is very prominent in wind ensembles, orchestras, jazz bands and br-ss ensembles.

though the instrument generally has a range of two and a half octaves, many trumpet players extend their range “into the stratosphere”, sometimes even above the high c.

the sound of the trumpet is n-ble and brilliant, and is capable of great power and energy, yet is also able to produce beautiful, sonorous melodies. the trumpet is prized for it’s flexibility, dexterity, and power of sound.

there are several instruments that have developed from the trumpet, including the flugelhorn, cornet, and piccolo trumpet.

some famous trumpet players include adolph herseth, allen vizzutti, wynton marsalis, sergei nakariakov, maynard ferguson, miles davis, dizzy gillespie, and louis armstrong.
“i love the trumpet solo from the cavaliers’ marching show!”

“my lips are killing me, i’ve been practicing my trumpet for an hour and a half.”

“that band’s trumpet section is phenominal!”
1. the greatest musical instrument of cl-ssical and jazz music.
2. an instrument that gets all the solos.
1. everyone recognizes a trumpet whenever they see it or hear it being played.
2. the trumpet got the solo because it sounded so cool and could be heard easily.
the most amazing intrument ever.
god: i play the trumpet.

chuck norris: no kidding? you too?

ryan seacrest: i play the clarinet…
the most brilliant and spectacular of all musical instruments. people hear one note of the trumpet, and instantly recognize the superiority displayed by the instrument and the player. people diss trumpet player egos, but everyone knows it’s just jealousy. the trumpet is the instrument of god.
all trumpet players are perfect.
a person who espouses the beliefs of the extreme right wing ignoring facts and data.
you don’t even realize you’re being manipulated, pulled by strings and allowing yourself to be a trumpet.