Trumpitis


most common symptoms include umpa lumpa-toned skin, reverse-mullet which is combed to one side, pursed lips when talking, and aversions to all things rosie o’donnell. due to the last symptom listed, this affliction is often misinterpreted as a regular rosie hate, which is wide-spread. named after donald trump, who is most famously known for selling serta mattresses.
trumpitis: “you’re fired”

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