trumpkey


a plump and raucous breed of turkey being hunted by a bloke called mueller. although inedible, the trumpkey will be stuffed and mounted by november 2020, if not before. preliminary roasting and tenderising has already started.
hey look at that weird orange turkey trying to simultaneously tweet and run away! that must be a trumpkey .

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