(noun) a unit of measure for volume equaling that which fills two tiny hands cupped into the shape of a bowl; usually considered to be equal to one-quarter cup; trumpful.
debbie: “how many green onions should i put on my enchilada c-sserole?”
george: “anything over a trumpload would simply be too many, debbie!”

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